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Chantel Brink
Chantel Brink
April 1, 2024 ·  6 min read

11 Reasons Why You Don’t Want to Retire in Florida

As your retirement approaches, are you thinking of spending your days in the allure of sandy beaches and year-round sunshine? Let me guess, you’re considering Florida as the best option for you. Of course, the Sunshine State is depicted as the quintessential haven for a post-working lifestyle. However, before packing your bags and embracing the palm tree-lined paradise, you need to ask yourself some important questions and consider a myriad of factors. From financial implications to lifestyle considerations, these eleven compelling reasons will explain why Florida might not be the best place to enjoy your retirement.

Florida Is Filled With Senior Citizens

Florida Is Filled With Senior Citizens
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Before you hastily jump on the bandwagon of retirees heading to Florida, we’d advise that you give this, first, second, and even a third thought. The Sunshine State for retirees is not an exclusive sentiment. This is because within its borders resides an estimated population of 21 million, among which 4.2 million are aged 63 and above. Fun fact, these figures are expected to rise by about 6 million senior citizens in 2030. Now consider the implications of your joining this booming demographic. If you want to move to Florida to meet new people and have new adventures, this is bad news for you.

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Florida Is Home To Lots Of Animals And Creatures

Florida Is Home To Lots Of Animals And Creatures
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If you’ve done your research correctly, the news about Florida teeming with critters will not surprise you. Florida has a lot of alligators and other weird animals, like invasive Burmese pythons, herpes-carrying wild monkeys, and green iguanas. Let’s not forget about the rats and how they can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. You can find rats on the beach; it won’t be surprising to find them in palm trees and sometimes on your roof. Moving to Florida could mean spending hundreds of dollars on pest control instead of enjoying your retirement.

No State Income Tax Doesn’t Mean No Tax At all

No State Income Tax Doesn’t Mean No Tax At all
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Don’t get it mixed up, Florida is famous for its “No state income tax policy” especially on social security benefits, pensions, and other retirement incomes. But trust me they know how to make up for it. They do this by charging taxes on your retirement savings. Even when you buy yourself a retirement car you get charged a state sales tax which is kind of huge. So at the end of the day, you’re paying, one way or another.

You Won’t Be Having As Much Fun As You Think

You Won’t Be Having As Much Fun As You Think
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One of the things on your bucket list as a retiree is having as much fun as you can after spending half of your entire life in the office. The heat and humidity here in Florida might be a stumbling block to all your plans. The weather in Florida is too hot, so let’s not forget that there are many outdoor insects to be wary of. Being bitten by flies and mosquitoes while you’re out having fun might not be your perfect retirement plan.

Price of Healthcare

Price of Healthcare
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As you age, you’ll probably begin relying on Medicare to assist with your medical expenses, including bills, prescriptions, and doctor visits. None of these come cheap in the United States, but in Florida, they can be particularly costly for those on a fixed income. “Medical care expenses, such as deductibles and copays beyond what Medicare covers, can add up,” notes Mendenhall, Founder of RAD Diversified REIT. “For some retirees, areas along the Gulf Coast in Alabama and Mississippi are becoming more appealing than Florida due to the overall lower costs for these essential items.”

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Captivating Sunshine State

Captivating Sunshine State
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While the alluring beauty of the Sunshine State May captivate you, one thing you need to know is that Florida might not be the perfect place for your retirement plans. Also, you’ll need to make sure that your well-crafted retirement plans align perfectly with your vision of an ideal retirement.

It’s Called The Sunshine State For A Reason

It’s Called The Sunshine State For A Reason
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It’s sunny all year round in Florida. If you don’t remember to wear your sunscreen, this can have long-lasting negative impacts on your skin. According to the Florida Institute of Neuroscience, too much sunlight can cause the skin to become tough and leathery, also causing sun spots. Too much exposure can also cause sunburn. Frequent sunburn can increase your chances of getting Skin Cancer.

Florida’s Sun Will Make You Sweat-A lot

Florida’s Sun Will Make You Sweat-A lot
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Let’s get one thing straight, if you decide to move to Florida, you’ll sweat a lot. However, this largely depends on where you’ve decided to move to. If it’s south Florida then you’re in for a ride because even in deep winter you’ll still be slammed with 80 degrees. Some of Florida’s most popular cities even got featured as one of the sweatiest cities in the U.S. with Tampa as No. 1, Miami as No. 2, and Orlando as No. 5. Another reason you might want to rethink your retirement relocation plans.

Florida Has A Long Hurricane Season

Florida Has A Long Hurricane Season
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The Atlantic hurricane has a very long season and the fact that Florida has experienced many of these deadly and destructive hurricanes isn’t surprising either. The hurricane season spans from June 1 to November 30 and peaks in August through October. For several years Florida has witnessed powerful storms with the one in 2018 taking the lives of 20 people. This came with losses of about $25 billion. Florida also lost about $52 billion in 2017 due to hurricane damage.

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Hurricane Insurance Premiums Will Have You Gagged

Hurricane Insurance Premiums Will Have You Gagged
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With the long hurricane seasons and how deadly they can be it’d be wrong to not insure your home. However, hurricane Insurance in Florida often ranges from 2% to 5% and sometimes even 10%. It even gets worse when you live on a barrier island. No insurance company will want to take that risk. So why should you?

Swimming Pools Don’t Come Cheap

Swimming Pools Don’t Come Cheap
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Since most of the days will be sunny, you might want to take a dip in a pool, relax, and just have a good time. But owning a pool doesn’t come cheap, especially not in Florida. Maintaining a standard pool costs about $177 a week and about $3000-$5000 annually. Enough reason to not consider moving down to Florida after your retirement if you ask me.

Florida Is Known For Its Unusual And Peculiar Characteristics

Florida Is Known For Its Unusual And Peculiar Characteristics
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Calling Florida a state filled with weird things and people might come across as mean but I think Florida has earned this name fair and square, especially from the news and the infamous “Florida man” joke. According to Craig Pittman, “Florida is America’s weirdest state.” Florida is a melting pot of various characteristics, featuring not only charlatans and lunatics but also self-acclaimed plastic surgeons (yes’ you read that right). It’s a hub of corruption, with Ponzi scams topping the list. All these distinct features contribute to Its inherent weirdness.

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Sources

  1. “4 Reasons Florida Is No Longer the No. 1 State for Retirees” Yahoo. Jake Arky. October 25, 2023
  2. “11 Reasons You Don’t Want To Retire In FloridaThat’s Viral Now. Mary Scrantin. January 2024.
  3. “13 Reasons Florida Is Actually the Worst Place To Retire” MSN. Jenny Cohen. 2024.