Some men think they know women better than women know themselves. Whether it’s from misinformation, arrogance, or something else entirely, these assumptions often range from humorous to downright shocking. Statements from the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork reveal just how absurd these beliefs can be, providing both laughs and eye rolls. Here, we’ve gathered some of the most outrageous things men have said about women and their bodies.
1. “I Know It Doesn’t Belong Here But After So Many Misogynists…”
Some posts on this subreddit serve as a cathartic release, calling out misogyny directly. These conversations expose just how pervasive misguided ideas about women are—and just how much we need to keep challenging them.
2. “Stay Away from Girls with Bright Unnatural Hair Colors”
One user suggests that women with brightly colored hair are dangerous. The assumption here? Women dye their hair in bold colors to “warn” men. This isn’t Jurassic Park—bright colors aren’t a signal to stay away; they’re a form of self-expression.
3. “They Had Me In the First Half”
Some comments start off reasonable, only to devolve into bizarre logic. Here, a user initially presents a relatable sentiment, but then veers off with an outlandish theory about women, reminding us that critical thinking is a skill everyone should practice.
4. “Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far”
This comment deflects from real issues like harassment, subtly blaming women for their experiences. Victim blaming is harmful and often ignorant of the underlying societal issues at play.
5. “Wahmen Can’t Sculpt Like Da Menz Can”
Apparently, some believe women’s bodies are physically incapable of achieving the same sculpted musculature as men’s. While differences in biology exist, this grossly underestimates the capabilities of women in fitness and athletics.
6. “Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows”
Another gem attempts to define women’s “natural purpose” with analogies to livestock, as if women exist solely for domestic roles. It’s the 21st century—time to move beyond outdated and offensive stereotypes.
7. “Kind of Like Going to Work for Free Coffee. But Not…”
Someone compared women’s friendships to getting free coffee at work—a weak analogy that tries to diminish the value of genuine relationships, showing a fundamental misunderstanding of human connection.
8. “How Can He Get That Idea from This Description?”
Some users share wildly inaccurate interpretations of female anatomy, turning scientific ignorance into embarrassing comedy. No, there’s no secret biological mystery here—just a lack of education.
9. “Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get to Work”
Imagine if women could simply “turn off” menstrual cramps at will. This sentiment dismisses the very real discomfort many women face, and reveals a basic lack of understanding about biology.
10. “Yes!! Exactly This”
Occasionally, users agree on misconceptions, egging each other on and reinforcing their own biased beliefs. This echo chamber effect magnifies their ignorance and shows the danger of uninformed “consensus.”
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11. “I-”
Some statements leave readers speechless. The sheer absurdity and ignorance of some ideas don’t even merit a complete response.
12. “Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person”
This is a perfect example of someone misunderstanding basic human biology—proof that education matters and ignorance persists.
13. “More Milk = More Boobs”
In an attempt to explain women’s bodies, some believe that milk consumption directly affects breast size, a connection unsupported by science. It’s bizarrely creative yet completely baseless.
14. “Vomited in My Mouth a Bit Reading This”
The subreddit highlights comments that aren’t just laughable but disturbing, pushing readers to a point of disgust. It’s important to call out harmful statements when they go too far.
15. “Excuse Me While I Go Scream in a Pillow”
Some beliefs about women are so ludicrous they provoke a visceral response. They’re reminders that while humor helps, sometimes the stupidity is overwhelming.
16. “News Flash: ‘Bad’ Girls Wear Vans Because… They’re ‘Bad’!”
This person claims that women who wear Vans sneakers fit a specific “bad girl” stereotype, a laughable attempt at defining personality by footwear.
17. “Ah Yes, A Women’s Hairology Expert Over Here”
One post tries to offer “expert” advice on women’s hair care but ends up demonstrating pure ignorance. Hair care doesn’t work the way this user thinks it does—thankfully!
18. “I Can’t Believe I Found This”
Some statements are so absurd, it’s hard to believe they’re real. Yet, these comments expose real attitudes that people hold, no matter how outdated or irrational.
19. “I Love Being Reduced to My Finest Qualities!”
A comment reduces women to superficial traits, oversimplifying the complexity of individuals into offensive clichés.
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20. “Buddy, I Don’t Think That’s How This Works”
Some ideas are so blatantly inaccurate that they deserve a reality check. No, “biology” doesn’t work that way.
21. “Seen on r/Niceguys”
The “Nice Guy” attitude reappears here, with users complaining that women don’t appreciate them for who they are. Often, these users reveal a fundamental lack of understanding about respect and mutual interest.
22. “Omg, So Relatable”
Certain posts highlight assumptions about “relatable” traits that no real woman would identify with, proving that stereotypes don’t equal relatability.
23. “The Poster a Group of Protestors Put Up at My College”
Even on college campuses, misinformation about women persists. Challenging these misconceptions in educational settings is crucial to fostering understanding.
24. “I Remember Seeing This as a Kid and Being Super…”
Old ideas about women, often rooted in childhood misconceptions, continue to shape adult beliefs, sometimes with shockingly ignorant results.
25. “This Person Gets Their Ideas of Women Exclusively from…”
Some users clearly base their beliefs on movies, outdated books, or other inaccurate sources, underscoring the importance of learning from real experiences.
26. “It’s That Easy”
The idea that understanding women is “simple” oversimplifies complex human beings into absurdly shallow caricatures.
27. “Women Should Not Be Financially Independent”
Some believe women’s independence is inherently threatening, a belief that reflects insecurity more than reality.
28. “Because All Girls Decorate Their PCs Like This”
One user insists women decorate their PCs in stereotypically “girly” ways, showing how stereotypes invade even the smallest facets of life.
29. “I Don’t Think This Person Has Ever Talked to a Woman Before”
When certain statements show complete detachment from reality, it becomes clear that some people are deeply out of touch.
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30. “I Don’t Think This Is How It Works…”
Yet another user tries to explain a complex subject without understanding it, highlighting a widespread overconfidence in ignorant beliefs.
31. “If There’s a Sub Named NotHowLesbiansWork…”
Misinformation isn’t limited to just one group. The ignorance surrounding LGBTQ+ individuals often mirrors the same cluelessness seen about women.
32. “Why the Hell Do I Have to Keep Posting on Here?”
When people’s ideas are so misinformed, it’s tempting to keep sharing to correct them—but it’s a never-ending battle.
33. “I Hope No Woman Has to Interact with This Person in Real Life”
Some ideas are so ridiculous that they inspire concern for anyone who might encounter the person who believes them.
34. “They Are Just Trying to Turn Themselves Into a Victim at This Point”
In a classic example of deflection, one user accuses women of “playing the victim” whenever they speak up about real issues. This mentality dismisses valid concerns, ignoring the fact that addressing mistreatment isn’t victimhood—it’s standing up for fairness and respect. Ironically, this accusation of “victim-playing” is often a tactic to avoid accountability.
35. “I Have Warrants”
In a completely baffling twist, one user tries to justify an outlandish belief by saying, “I have warrants,” as if their questionable legal history somehow adds credibility to their opinion. It’s a reminder that some people will double down on nonsense rather than admitting they might be wrong.
In the end, while these ridiculous beliefs might be amusing, they also highlight a widespread need for better understanding and education. Laughing at these wild misconceptions is cathartic, but it’s equally important to challenge stereotypes and promote real knowledge. Hopefully, one day, we’ll reach a point where r/NotHowGirlsWork won’t even be necessary, and everyone will approach each other with respect, empathy, and a bit more understanding.
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