Jade Small
Jade Small
February 2, 2024 ·  3 min read

9 Gross Things All Girls Do (But Love To Pretend They Don’t Do)

Since the dawn of civilization, people have put women up on a pedestal. They have named them goddesses, and have been the muse of many artists. Media has also had a part to play in how we view women. Placing idealistic expectations on them. Girls are expected to be perfect little beauty queens. However, there are many things girls do that they dare not to speak of. But, sorry ladies, we are here to set the record straight. After all, women are humans too.

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Avoid washing their bras

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Most women have a select amount of bras. That means they have only one or two favorites. Most days, girls want to look their best. So, that means wearing their best bra that holds their little, or not-so-little ladies nice and secure. All the while looking great. Even if they have the time, washing bras is a time-consuming business deemed unworthy of a daily routine.

The least expected thing girls do is pick their nose

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Yes, you read right. Girls will go mining for gold in their nostrils. They will not do this in public, because that is just plain indecent. Not only that but if they catch a man with his fingers in his nose, they will react with disgust. But, be assured, it is just to throw you off their trail.

Girls also poop!

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Weirdly enough, girls also have bowel movements. They fart and poop just like all living things that breathe air and eat food.

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Girls also smell their pits

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The things girls do to smell their own armpits are quite phenomenal. They will pretend to tie their shoelaces. And While they are crouched down, they’ll catch a whiff. Some girls like to suddenly combust into stretching, which is actually a strategic plan to give their pits a sniff. Why are women smelling their pits, you might ask. Men seem to love their stench, so do women love theirs too? Actually, it is a preventative measure. They are thinking of the next person who is brave enough to hug them.

DIY sanitary situations

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All girls have been in these situations. The unexpected period that started a day too early, or got really heavy super quick. Sometimes tampons, pads, or moon cups are not readily available. In these cases, girls have resorted to just about anything absorbent, from rolled-up toilet paper to tearing a sleeve off their T-shirt.

Things girls do – they forget to wash their hair

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Ever heard of dry shampoo? It is an amazing invention that turns greasy unwashed hair into seemingly clean hair. Thick, or thin, hair is laborious to wash. So, dry shampoo has been a godsend.

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Girls pee in the shower too

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Ready, set, aim. Well for girls it might not be as easy to pee standing up, nor as fun. But, it sure is possible. Girls also love to pee in the shower, because it is way too cold to jump out of the shower, grab a towel, and plonk themselves on the toilet. They may not admit it, but it is a convenient thing.

No panties, no shame

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Go-go-go, go-go commando. You’ve all heard the song, and trust us when we say, this is one of the things girls do all the time. Who has time for panties? They are restricting and cumbersome, not to mention the visible line they create on the outside of your clothing.

Girls despise shaving… believe it or not.

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Most men wouldn’t believe it because women always seem to have freshly shaved skin. But, there are days when they adorn some jeans that cover their legs, wear shirts with sleeves, and avoid wearing a bikini. Those were the days when they were too lazy to even look at their razor. it happens more often than you might have realized.

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