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Jade Small
Jade Small
October 25, 2021 ·  2 min read

You Can Now Send Creepy Clowns To Deliver Donuts To People

It’s almost Halloween, and if there’s one thing everybody loves, it’s a creepy clown. What’s more wonderful and scary than a clown with sharp teeth and balloons? How about a clown with donuts! And these aren’t just any donuts. These are gourmet, extravagant, and contain flavors you won’t find at your average coffee and confectionary shop.

In 2013, Kas Clegg and their partner made their very first donut. It was the day before the grand opening of Hurts Donuts, and neither one of them had ever made a donut before. With $7 in the bank account, all equipment purchased from Craigslist, and all donut-making knowledge acquired from Youtube, they were ready to embark on their dream.

Fast-forward a few years to 2016, and Hurts Donuts was winning business and economics awards left and right. Now, in 2021 they have over 20 locations across The States and have franchised a successful enterprise. Besides being some of the best donuts your tastebuds will ever salivate over, Hurts employs creative ways of delivering them as well.

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Creepy Clown Delivery for Everyone!

In 2018, Hurts decided to kick off Halloween in the best way possible. By giving their customers the option to send a creepy clown to deliver their yummy donuts. It has driven the public wild, and everyone seems to love this. Well, maybe not everyone. Some folks do suffer from coulrophobia, the fear of clowns. So if you have any frenemies you’d like to send a fanged clown to, Hurts is here to help.

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Hurts Donut Facebook

With over 77 different types of donuts to choose from, all elaborately or comically decorated, you will never run out of choices. Your mouth will definitely thank you when you bite into the maple bacon, or the apple fritter, or the cotton candy, or Fruity Pebbles…the list goes on and on.

The best part is, it looks like they will be offering this service every year. They’ve been doing this since 2018, they did it last year, and we expect them to do it this year too. Hurts always gets the best reactions from those who see their creepy clown. Take a look at the video below if you don’t believe me!

If you love gourmet donuts, and have a wicked sense of humor, you will love everything Hurts Donut has to offer. I mean, just look at their website. Do you need any more reason to see if there is one in your area? Imagine the look of joy on your co-worker’s face when they see a donut completely covered in Andes candies, or sprinkled with an abundant amount of cookie crumbles. Then, imagine how that same face will look when those donuts are delivered by a clown right out of their nightmares. Perfection, don’t you think?

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Hurts Donut Website

You can see all Hurts Donut has to offer, check available locations, and maybe even start up your own franchise by visiting their website HERE. Look at their Facebook page too, to see all their recent hilarious postings and new donut flavors. You really don’t want to miss out on this one!

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