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Jade Small
Jade Small
December 12, 2023 ·  4 min read

50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said That We Do Not Recommend Reading Alone

If you have been around kids for longer than a day, you know a couple of things to be true. 1) They are equally adorable and disgusting. 2) They say the creepiest things ever uttered by humans. So, what if we could get a collection of the weirdest things they’ve ever said. Because first-hand experiences are the best way to get information, right?

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So, when Mikki Kendal asked Twitter an innocent question about kids, she got some pretty crazy responses. Because kids are weird. The bottom line, they are strange creatures, and unless you’ve been around them, you just won’t understand.

People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you? It’s Saturday night so why not creep yourself out?

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Kids really do say the darndest things after all. So, let’s take a look at 50 of the creepiest/weirdest things kids have said. Grab a blanket, some snacks, and a friend because you do not want to read these alone.

Creepy Things 1 – 10

I’m not telling.”

“It’s full of BLOOD!”

“My family isn’t there anymore.”

“She doesn’t have a name.”

“The Dark God.”

“We don’t live there anymore.”

“People taste better when they squirm.”

“Who’s that man?”

“We’re not here.”

“Dead bodies.”

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Creepy Things 11 – 20

“Let’s take turns dying.”

“I like you best.”

“In the egg…”

“I learned it in your belly.”

“I’m going to eat all the skin off your body.”

“That old chestnut?”

“He’s so funny!”

“Inside.”

The kid who lives in my tummy.”

“Grandpa.”

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Creepy Things 21 – 30

“I bet he did.”

“When I was here before.”

“You wouldn’t feel a thing.”

“I’m never telling.”

“It asked me to.”

“Mother, I’m very cross with you.”

“Into little pieces.”

“Sacrifice.”

“Friends with a ghost.”

“What if it’s poison?”

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Creepy Things 31 – 40

“Dab!!!”

“Not this time.”

“Past lives.”

“I don’t know how you do it.”

“Grandma gave it to you.”

“Demons.”

“She’s getting stabbed up!”

“Sinsitr.”

“Languages.”

“We’re playing a game called Dead.”

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Creepy Things 41 – 50

“Guy is back…”

“But probably not your insides.”

“The lady in white.”

“So, would you like some too?”

“Because they fell into the hot water and died.”

“Hi, Mr. Nobody.”

“Because I used to have a train set.

“Riley.”

“Unless they’re in the walls.”

They’re still there.”

Unless you have survived a strange encounter with a child, you might not realize how terrifying it is. So, little innocent humans saying weird or creepy stuff just gives off an odd vibe, right? Because let’s face it, kids are supposed to be less weird than us. But, they usually prove that theory wrong time after time. In addition to being creepy, it’s true that kids are pretty great. So, whether you were a creepy kid, or if you have creepy kids, remember: just because they’re cute doesn’t mean they aren’t weird. Your kids will definitely turn out weird because you were probably a weird kid at one point too. Well, the truth is, we all were.

So, if you have any stories you’d like to add to this list, let us know in the comments!

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